Sure, It's Cool, But...

As insomnia eats away at the thin threads of my rationality, I lay awake, picturing Emily Litella:

EL: So why did this P.S. Eliot say 'April is the coolest month'? Yes, it's pretty mild, and the nights can get cold...

CC: Emily.

EL: But really, I think January is much cooler. And for that matter...

CC: Emily!

EL: February is usually much cooler too. And December...

CC: Emily!!

EL: Yes, Cheddar Cheese?

CC: That's 'T.S. Eliot,' and he said 'April is the "cruelest" month, not the "coolest."'

EL: Really?

CC: Yes, really.

EL: Oh, that's very different... Never mind.

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