Sure, It's Cool, But...
As insomnia eats away at the thin threads of my rationality, I lay awake, picturing Emily Litella:
EL: So why did this P.S. Eliot say 'April is the coolest month'? Yes, it's pretty mild, and the nights can get cold...
CC: Emily.
EL: But really, I think January is much cooler. And for that matter...
CC: Emily!
EL: February is usually much cooler too. And December...
CC: Emily!!
EL: Yes, Cheddar Cheese?
CC: That's 'T.S. Eliot,' and he said 'April is the "cruelest" month, not the "coolest."'
EL: Really?
CC: Yes, really.
EL: Oh, that's very different... Never mind.
EL: So why did this P.S. Eliot say 'April is the coolest month'? Yes, it's pretty mild, and the nights can get cold...
CC: Emily.
EL: But really, I think January is much cooler. And for that matter...
CC: Emily!
EL: February is usually much cooler too. And December...
CC: Emily!!
EL: Yes, Cheddar Cheese?
CC: That's 'T.S. Eliot,' and he said 'April is the "cruelest" month, not the "coolest."'
EL: Really?
CC: Yes, really.
EL: Oh, that's very different... Never mind.
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