"I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defense the only arms I allow myself to use -- silence, exile, and cunning." -- James Joyce
That was pretty cool, I've never heard that before. However, during my days as a sonar technician I used to listen to underwater biologics for hours, usually dolphins and whales. You have never really lived until you're heard a dolphin or whale fart and then giggle afterward. You may think I am joking, but I am dead serious.