Monday, March 19, 2012

Dear Fishies

As we intend to keep eating you -- indeed, if we follow most popular diets, we plan on eating more of you in the future that we do at present -- could you give a thought to evolving some nice thick bones, and fewer of them, along the lines of say a cow or a chicken? Would be wonderfully considerate of you, deeply appreciated and all.

Ta for now,
The human species

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