"I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defense the only arms I allow myself to use -- silence, exile, and cunning." -- James Joyce
When you pit laziness and accuracy against one another on the Internet, the former usually wins. (I doubt imagemacromaker.net would generate as much interest as this one.)I have a guitar right next to me. Let's see if I can create my own jazz standards by improvising on I Got Rhythm!