I Didn't Make Mass This Morning

When I turned on my phone after waking up, the screen read "No Service." I figured, if God is sending me messages via my phone, I'd better obey, so I worked in the garden.


  1. Anonymous10:36 AM

    What do you do when it says "low battery"?

    1. I take a nap, don't I?

    2. Anonymous9:10 PM

      I don't know, you're the one with the holy iPhone. Just so long as you aren't sticking any of your protuberances into electrical sockets I think you'll be alright.

    3. Shit. I gotta quit that out?


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