Speaking of My House...

I just cracked up thinking about the day when my Brazilian friend Christiano, who was doing a bit of carpentry for me, came down from the attic to inform me it was full of... monkeys.

"Dude," I told him, "do *not* let the EPA know I've got the only indigenous monkeys in the US living in my attic, or we'll never be able to do another speck of work here."

Now, what do you think he really had found up there?


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