"Truth is one; the sages just speak of it in different ways."
How the $^@#@*(*&^%$#@!&^%
How the $^@#@*(*&^%$#@!&^% do you get Crash Landing to email you whenever some half-brained looney adds a comment to your post? I'm sure I remember that it's possible. Please give your excellent advice in a comment, which Crash Landing will then dutifully not announce.