"It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked lookingglass of a servant." -- James Joyce
An Old Favorite
Yes, I admit it: I used to read National Review regularly. And there were some good bits in it now and then. I think my favorite was from Florence King, who wrote (I quote from memory): "To all of those Catholics who disagree with the Church's teachings on birth control: Congratulations, you're Protestants!"