Where Do I Get Those Sheets?

In a hotel room, watching movies, I noticed how, whatever way a naked woman moves about in bed, the bedsheets manage to stay plastered to her chest just an inch or so above her nipples. Where can I get sheets like that? (I've had a problem with peeping Jens lately.)

Comments

  1. Anonymous1:16 PM

    Maybe you're just not watching the right kind of movies.

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  2. Anonymous2:04 PM

    DARPA research project. Classified. This thread is closed.

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  3. Anonymous8:23 PM

    Lew Rockwell might have some.

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  4. If these sheets always stay above the nipples on those movies, you're being ripped off by the hotel. Makes sure to ask loudly for your money back when you check out.

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