Monday, January 02, 2012

Cosmic Balance

Is something I believe in strongly. My kids demanded "No Pulp" orange juice the other day.

"Did you ever think of the flip side of this?" I asked them.

They hadn't of course, so I told them. "Somewhere in the world -- I picture Nepal -- as a result of your decadent preferences, there are young children struggling to down the glasses of 'All Pulp' orange juice that you have left them. You just imagine their sad little choking sounds as you enjoy your 'No Pulp' juice."

1 comment:

  1. I buy and enjoy the "lots of pulp" version, but I can't cancel out your kids as I buy "no pulp" for my wife.


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