The Most Useless, Common Sentence in Academic Papers

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"In the last section, I conclude."

Oh, really? Right there at the end, in the section titled "Conclusion," that's where you're going to conclude? What a remarkable innovation!

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  1. Ryan11:58 PM

    I thought that, contra McCloskey, editors actually do insist for your writing to be as stilted as possible?

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    1. gcallah12:05 AM

      In twenty published papers I have managed to never once write, "In the last section, I conclude."

      So at least it isn't mandatory.

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